My tweets come from random places; maybe from a trending topic, possibly the news, or something I see on the street. Rarely do I laugh at my own tweets. It’s the same as laughing at your own jokes, which is pretty lame. However, this tweet popped into my head yesterday on the subway, and I could not wait to get to my commuter train to post this. I wrote this as soon as I left Grand Central, and I giggled like an idiot for an hour and 20 minutes:
Audible.com presents audio books read by the original authors. Now, The Old Man and the Sea, chapter 1: *ack* *coff* *braaiinnss!*
I waited for the RT’s and DM’s to flood my inbox, congratulating me on my wit. I think at one point I even expected a book deal. In the end? Nothing. One Favestar. The moral? If I find something I write brilliant and hysterical, it sucks. Let’s leave it how it is: You guys make me laugh, and I’ll star your work.