January 2011
53 posts
December 2010
46 posts
OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU UNFOLLOWED ME?!? Oh.. yeah.. right. Nevermind.
Ok, people.. Words with Friends. I know I’m late to this party, but I wanna check it out. I’m pvaras. Toss me your usernames and let’s get all wordy and shit.
Truthful Tuesday
I had a reality check this weekend regarding my weight. I need to lose some.
It’s almost as though I’ve been living this Emperors New Clothes fantasy where nobody ever mentioned it to me, and I just lived my life in this happy little unhealthy bubble. I hate making these types of posts because it almost always leads to the declaration of “I’m on a diet right now!”...
Merry Christmas
There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t consider myself lucky. Of course, there’s also not a day that goes by that I piss and moan about some ridiculous thing, either. But I know exactly what I have. And I’m thankful.
We may not all celebrate Christmas. But we do celebrate family, friendships, our good fortunes, and all the little things that help get us through the...
Happy Birthday Penbleth!
In a world.. where a man fights to celebrate a wonderful woman’s birthday in the face of utter chaos… Take a journey with Regular Joe Patrick as he realizes that nothing he can do is good enough… Watch as he wishes Lynn the very best of Birthdays.. as the world around him CRUMBLES. Witness the DEVASTATION that one man overcomes as he fights to wish the most AWESOME woman in the...
Happy Birthday Cloudya!
Happy Birthday to the coolest Science doing, Video Game playing, British Actor loving woman I know. I hope your day is Firth-tacular!
Love ya loads
Patrick
Truthful Tuesday addendum
judyschu:
pigtailsandcombatboots:
Judy is one of those “1 or 2 true friends”. ;)
I won’t go into it now…but there have been times that we have been on the same wavelength, despite being half a continent apart…and I SWEAR there were times in high school and college where we would communicate without speaking…
When you’ve got that kind of connection, it’s hard to break.
My other OTHER...
Truthful Tuesday
I am insanely excited to give my kids their Christmas gifts. I could give a shit if I get anything this year, but I honestly really dig giving.
One of the reasons I love my job is because, for the past hour, I’ve had my earphones in and I’ve been air guitaring, singing, and generally rocking out to Rush’s 2112 (Live. It’s so much better live. Album is All the World’s...
There’s lots of porn on my dashboard tonight. If some of you guys start selling discount electronics and talking sexy to me, this will be the only site I’ll ever need.
Hollywood, you rat bastard fuck.
I took Jon to see TRON: Legacy this weekend. This was pretty significant for me as I was able to share something with my son that I enjoyed as a boy even younger than him. I’ve been squealing about this movie even since the first teasers came out last year.
The original was a mind blowing trip for me. I was a nerdish kid who was already into these weird things called...
Is this still a thing?
Google Voice.. are we still doing this? we should still do this. He it is:
845-418-3309
Now you have it. Easy, vocal access to me. I’m giddy with anticipation.
I always hit on 17 as well.
I rarely hit up the food carts for lunch. It’s usually a gamble to whether the food is good or not, and if I’ll be “indisposed” for rest of the afternoon. The only exception to this rule is when your drunk. There’s nothing better than meat on the street at midnight in front of Grand Central.
Today I took the gamble and got rice. What makes the meal so remarkable is...
Tumblr Assignment
Intangible: I tend to always see the bright side of things and use my humor to lighten tense situations.
Tangible: I’ve been told I have a nice smile.
...Said it was driving her half insane to live in...
Working in New York City makes me absolutely dependent on the subway system. Sure, there are cabs and sidewalks, but I usually reserve these options for times when I’m drunk or cold. Since I’ve been working in the city for a few years now, I’ve learned the ins and outs of underground transportation. For those of you who may be headed to SnarkNYC in January, you may want to...
Truthful Tuesday (Early edition)
I can’t join the tat meme because I have zero tats on my body. Not a one. No teardrops, bat signals, tribal bands, Chinese or Japanese characters, nothing. It’s not that I’m against it, I just can’t decide on something that will be cool now, but make me look like a total tool in a few years.
I can't play. But I'm digging watching you guys...
…the panty game. Due to an unspoken “don’t be pants-less” policy in the office, I can’t really join this meme. I will say, however, that you guys are significantly improving my Monday.
So, yeah. Yanks!.. Uh, I mean, thanks! (that’s not even a joke. I just totally slipped there and typed that. I’m leaving it to prove to you guys how much I love this...
blanddiva11 asked: You have been given unlimited funds, ways, and means. What is the one gift you would give to the world?
SO..!
Day two of weekend bender going smoothly. Just got home and nicely buzzed. So, what’s new around here?
Dear 5:00 PM
What’s your deal? I know that you think I should be distracted by the fact that it’s Friday, and that I should just be happy with that. Well not today. Actually, you’ve been hiding behind this whole “Oh, I’m not here yet, but look over there! is that Friday?!” thing for way too long. It’s time to start pulling your weight. You think you are so goddam...
Happy Birthday Raiselm!!
Happy Birthday Raiselm!!!
What’s the deal with all the awesome people having birthdays today?
Happy birthday, dear. I hope you have an awesome day! I’m going drinking tonight, and I plan on rasing 1, 2 or 12 in your honor. Please send me your # so that I can drunk dial you as the night progresses and I decline.
Happy Birthday! :-)
IT'S HEMI'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy Birthday Hemi!!!
You are so awesome it excites me to even be in the same social network as you. We’ve been buds for a while now; I hope it lasts for en even longer while. :-)
Have a great day!!!
ME: I need a snack.
CO-WORKER: I got carrots.
ME: Get the Fuck out of here. Carrots. *snort* I mean, seriously. What the fuck.
CO-WORKER: I got granola bars too.
ME: Granola? What the fuck man!?
CO-WORKER: The granola bars have chocolate chips.
ME: Cool. Thanks bro.
judyschu asked: Hello beer lover!
How are things today? Heater working all right?
What kind of fish are you going to get for the tank?
Will you share your beer with the fish?
Asking questions can sometimes be hard...
How are things today? Heater working all right?
What kind of fish are you going to get for the tank?
Will you share your beer with the fish?
Asking questions can sometimes be hard...
Truthful Tuesday
I’m beyond psyched to see Tron Legacy. I have the original on DVD and watched it about two weeks ago. My older brother took me to see the original, and now I’m taking him and my boys. Legacy, indeed.
My weight is starting to bum me out.
It’s getting cold. I. FUCKING. HATE. THE. COLD.
I like my job.
I don’t get why everybody on Family Guy beats up on Meg. I mean,...
Inception
Last night I had a dream that I was in a garage. Not a fancy garage, but your run of the mill old school “we don’t hook none of them computers to your car, we drive it and figure out what the problem is” kind of places. I vaguely remember seeing a grizzled old man standing under a car that was on a lift. A lantern was hanging from the undercarriage. There were oil spots on the...
judyschu asked: OMG this Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Ale is AWESOME!!!
Confuse a Fish, Inc.
Sid is sick.
Last week I put a heater in the tank to make sure the water was warm enough for him. Since then, all he does is hide behind the heater. He’s not the swimmy little bastard he usually is. He’s not really eating like he used to. He basically has a general malaise to him. So I went out for dinner tonight, and when I came back he looked even more listless. I did some research...
LET'S HELP DEB MOVE →
iamjustcara:
Her honesty is shocking, but refreshing. If you’ve ever teared up, nodded emphatically, whispered “yes” softly, or had any other OMG moments while reading the personal thoughts she shares, then donate. Even $1 makes a difference.
She’s never asked for anything. She gives without hesitation. She is a true friend.
ronbailey:
Hey team, I’m not sure if all of you know Deb...
Thanks for the kind words tonight guys. I needed to vent. Thanks for listening.
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The Plan
1. Get a room at the ParkCentral hotel Friday and Saturday night for SnarkNYC.
2. From now until SnarkNYC, eat nothing but salad for lunch.
3. Light lunch will be followed by a sensible dinner.
4. Alternate daily treadmill/insanity workout/some activity that gets my ass moving.
5. Practice hugging/rubbing/air kissing/real kissing/tongue kissing.
6. Prepare my liver by drinking more than...
