I have no tattoos,
joeschmitt: So good luck identifying my corpse. But in 10 years, being the last untagged 50-year-old male may be identification enough. And of course there’s always the hat. I’m with Joe on this one. I had a pretty crazy childhood, and I’ve done things that I’ll take to the grave. Still, I never got a tattoo. I’ve simply never had the urge to give myself a mark that...
Dime Store Philosophy
The lifespan of a pen is directly proportional to the color depth of the small circles scribbled at the top of the page.
Where does the money come out?
I look at family and see Ability, Terrific; Motivated. They look at me and see ATM.
My Place in Life
My family has always looked upon me as someone who both lifts them higher and cleanses their soles. In other words, a doormat.
girl-non-grata asked: I'm actually not a fan of beer -- except for maybe UFO Raspberry Hefeweizen or Stella Artois (with a splash of grenadine) -- but this Framboise raspberry lambic is basically just fruit juice gone a little sour. It's totally cheating on beer. (Kriek, the cherry lambic, isn't as good.)
We get it. It's nice in New York City
I can’t stand the cold. I live for spring and summer. So, you can imagine my glee as I noticed that the seasons were changing and the weather became nicer and nicer out. Not really thinking about it, I began tweeting about this, and I noticed today that I’ve created my own little “Nice in NYC” meme. Here’s an unofficial weather report I started a couple of weeks ago. ...
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Today is St. Patrick’s Day. Anyone who reads my twitter stream can see the morning that I’ve had. I work in NYC, and there’s a big parade today. People associate today with wearing green clothes and getting stumbling drunk. Sure, there’s room for that, but for me it’s not about stereotypical Irish behaviour. It’s about Pop. My grandparents were my Nanny and...
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kaseandannasmom: … I have a fetish for boys with veiny arms. Veiny arms, like really veiny ? I memorized 115 digits of pi for extra credit in high school. I can still recite all the lyrics to “We didn’t start the Fire” by Billy Joel. I wear makeup & like nice clothes, but I also… I earned my Associates and Bachelors degrees in my 30’s by going to night school....
Want Vs. Need Want - More Money. Need - Stuff that money buys that is not really a need but makes me happy. Want - Bitchy Co-worker to get off my ass. Need - Bitchy Co-worker to apologize for being on my ass. Want - For Winter to be over. Need - Summer. Want - To lose more weight. Need - The self esteem boost losing more weight will give me. Want - To have a flirty...
What’s shakin’ Tumblr Folk? I’m at the close of a very weird week. Between the snowstorm and my subsequent move to a hotel after my power went out for five days, I’ve been a bit frazzled. Here it is, Friday morning, and I feel as though I’m starting to feel normal again. I’m back home, back to work, and still trying to catch up. However, I did want to write a...