deleted files and have no backups.
fought hard with my sister.
failed to get drunk.
trashed my office.
had to work.
…but I didn’t cause one of the worst environmental disasters in history, die from a fall, or encourage Hollywood to make more horrible films by paying to see SATC2.
WIN.
PRO TIP - If you are going to bring your personal computer to the office, and allow others to use it, you *may* want to move your porn to someplace a little harder to find, say, anyplace other than your download directory.
Oh, and for God’s sake, turn off the “large icon” view.
I.. I.. I CANT. STOP. WATCHING. JERSEYLICIOUS.
Seriously, I know that it’s nothing but a scripted “reality” show with a cast of overly stereotypical Jersey girls, who’s lives apparently consist of wearing too tight clothes, wearing too much makeup, and being too catty to one another. It’s mindless drivel that has no business being on television.
I KNOW THIS.
I just.. I just can’t stop.
I’m thumbing my nose at society today by not shaving. Other planned acts of civil defiance today will include the sparse use of deodorant, driving 36 MPH in a 35 MPH zone, and going commando.
I still bothers me when I get unfollowed. And it bothers me that it bothers me.
I just had an Orange that was thick, difficult to open, resistant to spread it’s slices, and seemed determined to make me work for it. Yet when it finally yielded, I couldn’t help but eat it ravenously, and when I was done, I was left wet, sticky, and completely satisfied.
After I have a smoke I’m going to buy 10 more.
I’m so disgusted with Americans right now I’m going to vomit everywhere.
Lord, I feel your pain.
In live in a small town in Dutchess County, NY called Beacon. There’s a few small papers and weeklies, but the major rag in town is The Poughkeepsie Journal. I occasionally read it online when I need to keep up with local news. However, nothing irritates me more than reading the comments. You think the people of the nation are disgusting? try reading the hick comments of upstate New Yorkers.
Tolerance, intelligence and correct spelling are foreign ideas to many of these people. I once wrote an op-ed on how not to look like a complete nimrod when leaving comments. Granted, Dutchess is home to some people with grace and sophistication, and you will find some comments worth reading. They are few and far between, though.
Having watery oatmeal for breakfast on a rainy Monday morning is akin to a surprise prostate exam during a root canal.
This does NOT bode well for the rest of my day.
