January 2012
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I'm going to try* and fight the urge to drop...
*try.
December 2011
76 posts
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karsonk replied to your photo: Last GPOY of 2011. OR IS IT? (probably not)
Not til you start drunk-posting!
Exactly :-)
Lunchtime Adventures
INDIAN PLACE
GUY BEHIND COUNTER: Can I help you?
ME: Lamb and rice, please.
GUY BEHIND COUNTER: Vegetable?
ME: No, just the lamb and rice.
GUY BEHIND COUNTER: But you get two with lunch.
ME: Ok, fine. I’ll have one.
GUY BEHIND COUNTER: What do you want?
ME: Thrill me.
GUY BEHIND COUNTER: We have a special on cabbage.
ME: Dude, I’m on a train for an hour an a half for my ride...
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2011 FACT:
I have not visited the 9/11 Memorial yet, even though it’s literally across the street from me. I hope to go sometime in 2012. My reasons for not going:
I’m sort of afraid to go alone because I think I could get emotional.
I’m sort of afraid to ask anyone to go with me because I think I could get emotional.
This is the year that I conquer my fear and go to pay my respects and...
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SNARK has a FACEBOOK
sarkastickunt:
www.facebook.com/pages/snark/318049114878154
It will include updates, hotel info, pregame locations and any of your SNARKNYC weekend needs.
Pass this on and let everyone know, so we can all communicate on one page.
Thanks again…
SO…GO LIKE IT AND STUFF!!!!
REBOOT
I’m going to do everything I can to make this day better than yesterday’s fiasco. I’m going to play nice and try and keep things in perspective.
I mean.. that’s what adults do.. right?
I am having a terrible day.
That is all.
BTW, to the hundreds I’ve apparently (and inadvertently) pissed off today, let me offer you my most humble and sincerest of apologies.*
*Most of you. Not all of you.
A Play in One Act
Fuck You, Patrick
Written by Patrick Varas
Starring Patrick Varas
Special appearance by The World
SETTING
A man sits at his desk. He is casually perusing messages on his computer when the phone rings.
*RING*
Patrick - Hello?
The World - Fuck You, Patrick.
*click*
Fin
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Clearly, my name also means "Does what everyone...
Your First Name of: Patrick
Your first name of Patrick creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded.
You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others.
You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others.
You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate...
If vanity is a sin, then the refresh button is the tool of the dammed.
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The man with the smile haiku
rilliebear:
Patrick is his name
Great dad and lover of beer
Glad to call you friend
I couldn’t ask for a better Christmas present from an amazing woman. Thank you, Rillie. I’m humbled, and glad to call you a friend as well.
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Happy Birthday, Coty!
Coty
I’ve met lots of cool people here, you included. You’re one of the most positive, upbeat and funny guys I know. You also have a big heart and you put on a Hell of a DJ show. You’re a good dude and I hope to meet you for cocktails one day.
Patrick
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Just some things.
I was kissed by a friend on the train this morning, which was quite lovely. However, I just realized that I’ve been walking around with so much smeared lipstick on my left cheek that I look like I went a few rounds with Apollo creed. People. Friends don’t let friends walk around with shit on their face.
The coffee machine in our office has a hot water button that provides a tiny drop...
Sometimes, as enlightened as I like to think I am, I still need to remind myself on occasion that it’s not all about me.
I’d like to think that, because I realize this, I’m not as Neanderthal as I may come off.
Or I’m just full of shit.
acrazymomslife asked: Whenever I see your picture for some reason I get the feeling you are a really great dad. Maybe it is the mischievous grin that my dad had and my hubby has.. you remind me a bit of both. <3
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Hold that thought....: Jen needs our help. NOW. →
bunnkwio:
By now you all know what has been happening at home with our dear friend Jen. Well, her surroundings have gone from being frustrating to truly UNSAFE.
She needs to move. NOW. Seriously, we’re talking a week here.
The problem is that she does not have the funds to pick up and leave immediately.
Jen, my heart aches that you are in a dangerous position. I hope whatever I can do will...
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
mamichula1399:
iamtheeness:
musingandmulling:
Go ahead. I’m game.
Me too. Help me procrastinate.
Ok.
Sure. I’m full of both narcissism and self loathing today. Hit me.
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wickedconfidence replied to your post: I would do things for a cheeseburger and fries…
I’ve got turkey burgers over here…. and I could always make fries…
You have my attention.. and a lot more if we could actually make this happen :-)
I would do things for a cheeseburger and fries right now. Illegal, inhumane, and evil things.
Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I work on...
Listening to a Super 70’s playlist and rocking out way more than I have any right to on a Monday afternoon.
Also; ladies of Tumblr: You’re all more than a woman to me.
I am totally crushing on one of you lovely ladies....
It's quite possible that I may have a drink this...
…it’s also possible that said cocktail may happen before I even leave the city.
It’s been that sort of week.
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Feelings.. confused..
Feelings… confused…
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derekhuff replied to your post: Guilty Pleasures
You forgot tits.
Dude, this is a guilty pleasures list. I’m never guilty when I come in contact with tits.
Guilty Pleasures
The 3rd slice of pizza
Jerseylicious
Some of you
80’s Tunes
Broadway Musicals
Trashy Sci Fi (Just bought Logan’s Run on Blue Ray. AWESOME QUALITY!)
Savage Love
Responsibilities
I’m missing the company holiday party tonight because the kids mother is out of town and I have the responsibility this week. I’m bummed because this is a fun group, and drinking and whooping it up with these guys is awesome.
On the flip side, I get to take James to drums, cook dinner and hang out with my kids. In the grand scheme of things, I absolutely have the best plans ever...
