May 2011
81 posts
April 2011
116 posts
aldricnewberry asked: If you could take ONE letter or number from ONE of your follower's Tumblr names & add it to yours to create a new name for yourself,
1) Who would you take it from?
2) Which letter or number?
3) Why?
1) Who would you take it from?
2) Which letter or number?
3) Why?
I just found out that an ex-girlfriend of mine passed away this week.
We broke up over ten years ago. I was deeply in love with her, and never stopped caring about her.
I still have trinkets she gave me on my desk.
I have pictures of the two of us on vacation in Arizona and Vegas.
I still have the Playbill of the last Broadway show we saw together.
Fuck Cancer.
RE the FUCK Post
littlespot:
Patrick Buddy…
You and I really should be together in the same place drinking this week.
This fucking sucks hairy monkey balls.
Frank, I’m fucking crying on the train. I really fucking loved her.
Tips on improving your workday
Peel an orange for breakfast. This way, when you become exasperated and bury your face in your hands, you will be overwhelmed with a lovely citrus scent, and be instantly transported to Florida.*
*If you already live in Florida, peel a Pineapple for breakfast and be transported to Hawaii.
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aldricnewberry asked: *Digging through goody bag*
Okay.. You get..
A Bud light beer can, 15 AAA batteries, O J Simpson's bloody glove, & a potato peeler..
What do you make out of it?
GO!!
Okay.. You get..
A Bud light beer can, 15 AAA batteries, O J Simpson's bloody glove, & a potato peeler..
What do you make out of it?
GO!!
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@Fancyglasses
Not only that, but I just realized that we use the same Tumblr theme. I see cocktails in our future.
Lesson learned
I got into a philosophical discussion with my trainer this evening about the nature of God. My trainer is a very spiritual man with some interesting concepts of the Divine. While I have faith and do have my beliefs, I have to agree with what I’ve read over the years pertaining to science and divinity. It was while we were in the middle of a particularly heated debate regarding evolution when...
@Sarkastickunt
I’ll never, ever tell.
Truthful Tuesday
I have things on my mind that have been keeping me on the moody side. Since nobody likes a Moody Marvin, I haven’t been Tumbling much lately.
It’s going to be near 80 degrees in NYC today. This goes a long way in taking me out of my funk.
I totally just made up “Moody Marvin”.
I think I need to back away from things I get attached to. That actually made perfect sense...
So, in my drunken shenanigans last night, I drunk dialed and later texted my train buddy and apparently came on to her. In reviewing our text conversation, she said I was being cute and funny.
But she didn’t say no.
Hmm. It’s going to be an interesting trip into the office tomorrow.
In the future, the next time I go drinking, someone PLEASE take away all of my electronic...
Yikes.
Ok, the last thing I remember is being at the bar and asking Tumblr to make out with me. So.. um.. did we do anything last night?
Status: Hungover.
Dear Tumblr: if you were here at the bar, I’d totally make out with you.
Love, Patrick.
It’s an ugly day in New York.
The forecast calls for wind and rain all day. Perfect weather to get some household chores done. If anyone needs me, I’ll be scrubbing the kitchen, the bathroom, and performing fish tank maintenance.
I will then be enjoying an ice cold Black and Tan soon afterwards.
I’m so gangsta.
The Words with Friends server is too busy to accept my move, therefore holding up my game.
While this pisses me off, it heartens me to learn that there are thousands, possibly millions out there who are also sitting home playing fucking scrabble alone instead of.. well, fucking.
Interesting memes
Masturbation? Flirting? Matchmaking?
It’s like we’re all trying to get laid here.
befralee-deactivated20110519 asked: How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: Dhehhs nffjra cv j uk gh jrhjkv gh nfjc gh kkfdnx did nr gh kd gh jufhkikhgfb?
Reblog this if you want the following in your box:
sparklemom:
Stupid questions
Sexual questions
Personal questions
Have you ever questions
Fuck, marry, kill questions
Un-answerable questions
Confusing questions
any type of questions!
Sure … this one too
Ok. I have little hope for the un-answerable questions, though.
Took the day off today. I’m grabbing the kids and we’re headed down to visit my old man, take him out to lunch at one of the best Spanish food joints in the universe, and then do a little shopping at the Palisades mall.
It may not sound like much, but I could really use a little road trip and all of the laughing and joking with the kids that will ensue shortly.
Man, I love those...
Masturbation meme
Well, I am alone, and Lockdown: Women behind Bars just came on.
It’s a magical night.
Dear New Followers
I want to welcome you all here and thank you. You have made my Tumblr experience fresh, new, exciting, sexy, crazy, compelling, and really interesting. I’m not sure what I bring to the table, but I’m glad you’re here.
Now back to your regularly scheduled Tumbling.
Boobs. I hope you were Tumbling boobs.
The List
The following entity (or entities) have caused me pain, embarrassment or have otherwise offended me this Wednesday, April 20th, 2011. Each item on this list is invited to apologize to me and then is instructed to voluntarily “Fuck Off”. Compliance is appreciated.
The woman reading on the subway steps at Grand Central this morning
The Elliptical machine
Shin Splints
The Banana that...
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Never last in my pool
Happy Birthday Thelastoneinthepool
I met this hysterical woman in real life a couple of weeks ago. Apparently we’d been following each other, but I didn’t recognize her because she had just spent the day walking around Chicago and wasn’t exactly dressed to the nines. Even though I was a dork and didn’t recognize her, she recognized me. I also felt an instant connection....
Anonymous asked: How big is your cock? Mine is long enough that I can fuck my own ass. It hurts a little to bend it like that but I can get a few inches inside my ass
I threw caution to the wind this evening and had a little bit of ice cream. I haven’t had ice cream in almost two months.
I’m so hopped up on sugar right now that I’m offering my services to anyone* out there who may need me to do anything. Right now I have the energy and stamina to come to your residence and cook, clean, paint, or do any handyman type chore**.
*Females only
...
Truthful Tuesday - Meh Edition
I’m tired of going to the gym and getting my ass beat. I’d much rather go home. However, the guilt of being lazy would get to me, so I’m just gonna go get beat up.
I was going to post a link to my first paid acting gig for the star meme. However, I wasn’t the star in the video. (Although I could be considered a co-star) and decided not to.
I follow some people that...
Seven air traffic controllers were caught sleeping on the job this year, and now two have been suspended for watching movies while working.
I think we’ve found Al Qaeda.
I’m confused.
Wondering what my next move should be.
mizstargazzzer-deactivated20120 asked: If you won the mother of all lottery jackpots yesterday, what would you be doing today?
The best thing about working on Sunday is.. wait, what were we talking about again?
Saturday’s are my chore days.
I have little time during the week to get anything accomplished. So when Saturday rolls around, I do my laundry, shopping, and any household chores that need to be done. Sunday is my day of rest.
Today, however, I’m playing hooky. Yes, from myself. I know. It’s rainy and cold out, perfect weather to stay inside and fuck around. I have food and...
Pretty saucy, Anon. I hope you’re having fun here. Hints?
