June 2011
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I'd post my thoughts on this whole "Twitter Elite"...
…my low follower count and status as a relative nobody means that any opinion I have regarding said elites would be ignored due to the fact that the elites probably don’t follow me, thereby wasting a perfectly good opinion regarding the elites.
Oh, and I also don’t give a fuck.
Random thoughts about random people in my life
I like communicating with her. I think she’s smart, beautiful and I’d like to get to know her.
I’ll never care for her as much as she cares for me. It’s convenient, that’s about it.
I know she gives me what she’s capable of, but it never has been, and never will be enough for me.
I love him so much, but I don’t understand his decisions. I need to let...
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missambiguous replied to your photo: RIP Peter Falk My grandparents turned me on to…
Favorite - Say your goddamn pronouns!
Ahh! You know this movie?!? I love you! Isn’t it awesome? “What do you think, Wang?” “is confusing” “IT! IT! IT IS CONFUSING!”
Clown college would have been ok too
After my presentation in a meeting today, I was called “witty”.
We’re in the middle of a development cycle on a new product, and I had to discuss issues raised by my department. In the meeting was the product manager, the developer, the department head, and my boss, the president of the company, decided to sit in.
I did my thing. I was prepared, I was loose; I was myself....
I just happened to see a picture of someone...
…and I’m kind of blown away.
Some random truths
I never take enough vacation and tend to work too much sometimes. Every summer I tell myself I’m taking time off and I don’t. This summer I really want to work on taking time off and doing something fun.
I want to go away to someplace tropical with someone fun. Let’s laugh, enjoy the same things, drink and dance at night, lounge on the beach during the day, and explore this...
“Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: ”Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words- “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.”
-Jack Handey
I’m sure I could Google this, but I’ve just decided that this is a cry for some human interaction.
How does one view their crush list with the new Tumblr layout?
Yeah. So this happened.
My gym closed down unexpectedly, taking away a really convenient place to work out and an excellent personal trainer.
Oh wait.. did I say closed unexpectedly? I meant shuttered by the United States Government.
I’m still trying to get the exact details, but apparently the gym was visited by numerous U.S. Marshals and forced to shut down. They proceed to kick out the people working out...
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Attention people of the Internet who are currently...
I’m so sorry I’m going to miss you guys. Please have fun, grope, drink, kiss, slober, be inappropriate, be appropriate, be safe, have safe sex, room hop, puke (if you’re Lisa), have boobs, squeeze boobs, squee, squeal, text, post, and love each other.
…because when I see you all at the next meet up, I plan on doing all of this to you guys. Among other things. SNARKNYC in...
Getting caught in a NYC summer shower is not nearly as romantic as the movies make it out to be, especially if you have no umbrella and you’re heading back to the office while wearing your sneakers that squeak when they’re wet and a white polo shirt that becomes translucent when wet, and the air conditioner is on so you become a squeaking, pointy nipped wet T-shirt looking idiot.
I...
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SST
I stood in front of the elevator bank in the lonely corridor, silently wagering with myself which one of the three doors would open. I felt a presence and glanced to my left. We locked eyes for barely a second. She smiled nervously and immediately pointed both eyes at the floor. I smiled. She was beautiful.. as if I could make her nervous. I chuckled at the thought. The middle door then opened....
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Oh, the injustice of it all
A couple of weeks go I had my physical, which went relatively well. Apart from carrying around an extra few pounds, I’m in decent shape. As part of my physical, I had blood work done. I went to the Doctor yesterday to analyse the results.
The results were not what I expected. Liver, Kidney, Thyroid function all good. Blood pressure is swell, no Lyme Disease, no STD’s (whew). To be...
jinxybee said: Have you seen what I’m posting? I’m in a silly mood.
I saw your pics! They are great. Why are we not together tonight being all silly?
Unfortunately, that last picture proves that I’ll do anything on a dare. Post an embarrassing picture on the Internet? No. I dare you to. OK.
*deleting*
So this just happened.
KID BEHIND THE PHARMACY COUNTER: Wow.. an iPhone AND an iPod? must be nice to have money.
ME: Believe me Bro, I work for it.
KID BEHIND THE PHARMACY COUNTER: Yeah, but it must be worth it.
ME: Kid, do you realize that I see you every month? The by-product of making this money is that I come into this pharmacy once, sometimes twice every month to fill prescriptions that come directly...
stevetrying said: Steely Dan reminds me of cocaine. And your mom. ;>)
HA! This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day :-)
Seriously, if any of you, male or female, saw what I just did to that ice pop, you’d be PM’ing me like crazy.
Nothing but the truth. On a Tuesday.
I feel like I’ve been a bit anti-social lately, both to people outside and in here. I’m slowly trying to get back into goofy fun Patrick mode.
Each day is a struggle to get out of bed and get on the train. I need a complete change of scenery for a few days.. something completely different than just getting up and going to work. What do you people call it? a vacation?
I just ate a...
Happy Birthday Cara!
Cara is a good friend of mine who I’ve known online for a while now. I’ve had the extreme pleasure of meeting her in person and I’ve learned that everything that makes her amazing; her smile, her warmth and her humor, is even more evident when you speak to her in person. She is an amazing woman and I’m proud to know her.
Cara, have a great birthday! Love ya!
Patrick
aldricnewberry asked: You're a private dick in a '40s black and white film, and there's a knock at the door. A buxom blonde bursts in before you have a chance to turn the knob. "They're after me! You've got to help me!"
What's your next move?
What's your next move?
Thank You, Kristy, for being a bright spot in this...
Love you lots, adorbs :-)
Today is an oxymoron
There should be a law against having shitty Fridays. But there’s not. And I’m having one.
*not happy*
My two cents on the whole sexysexanyday...
I just heard about about it and now it’s gone and I haven’t seen any of the pictures. That sucks.
This has been my two cents. Thanks for reading.
