March 2012
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I'm all good.
Thanks everyone for your concern. I got checked out and I’m fine. Just need to chill on the couch today.
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I was in afib for over seven hours today. It’s over, but I’m exhausted. I need to lay down.
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Humanity and Fear
On my way to lunch I noticed a woman across the street from me. She wore a long red coat, had long dark hair, and from what I could tell from my brief look at her face, she was beautiful. She was facing the wall, but would briefly turn around to look at her surroundings. She was on the phone, and crying. I wanted to reach out to her. I wanted to give her another human being to share her feelings...
I Have Never...
…sworn to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Amen.
Truthful Tuesday #2
incognito-jewels:
I just pooped. If you knew anything about the state of my digestive system lately, you would not be all like “Ew, TMI!” about that statement, but instead be joyously happy for me and re-blog this post repeatedly so the entire Internet could also share in my joy and relief.
Your wish is my command. Also, hooray!
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Pop Culture truth II
The last time I joined everyone else in the latest fad was when I bought a pair of parachute pants. Blue. With a million zippers. Topped of with a matching blue muscle shirt.
I looked like the least imposing member of the Cobra Kai dojo.
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Pop Culture truth
I’ve never seen an episode of Community. Or The Office. I was turned on to Arrested Development a couple of years after it was cancelled from reruns they played on some obscure cable channel. I’ve never seen The Voice. I know of X Factor. I don’t bother with American Idol.
The list goes on. It’s not that I think I’m above watching these shows, it’s just that...
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New York Stories
I’m standing on the subway heading downtown. I have my headphones in, and I’m zoning. All of a sudden this dude gets in my face. He’s smaller than I am, black with a scraggly beard, and tough looking. I can’t understand him, so I turn off my iPod. I asked him “What’s up?” this guy proceeds to turn on his tough voice, and move his face so close to mine I...
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My 15 minutes of fame
http://www.prenhall.com/pauline/Episode3.html
Watch the beginning video. Then go to the exercise. From there you will be able to choose either the good or the bad ending.
And don’t judge. This could have been my big break. And I got paid for this.
(I also got an A in a college drama course because of this)
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Useless Truth
I don’t like the way my fish stare me down when they’re hungry. They all come to the front of the tank and stop swimming, little fish mouths agape. Makes me feel like human sushi.
Every night I come home after work and change into my sweats. For the past two nights, I’ve switched to shorts and I’m psyched. Winter is GONE.
I like Vanilla ice cream, but not plain. I hate...
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Top 10 ways Disney can recoup costs after losing...
10. Cinderella goes back to cleaning house for money.
9. Capture The Little Mermaid and put her on public display at Seaworld.
8. Robin Hood steals the box office from 21 Jump Street and gives it to Disney.
7. Dalmatians for sale: $101 a piece.
6. Long John Silver’s tie in: Breaded Nemo Nuggets.
5. Wake Sleeping Beauty and put her lazy sleepy ass to work.
4. Collect restitution...
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sarahgetsit replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: sarahgetsit thejohnblog…
Hollaaaa.
Dude.. you’re the best. Beers at the end of the month!
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Speak to me.
Anon is on. Five things? Love me? Hate me? Wondering if I have the answers to the big questions? Hit me up. Kinda drunk. Going to bed. I may wake in the middle of the night to check my ask box. Tell me your secrets. I swear I won’t tell a soul.
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I'm literally doing this because everyone else is....
1. I like to cook for fun, but hate survival cooking. Fun cooking is finding a new recipie, then spending the afternoon gathering ingredients, cutting, chopping, drinking, creating, and serving to people. Survival cooking is boiling a box of mac and cheese when I get home from work on the weekdays. BTW, cooking for fun is much more fun if shared with a friend. And I make a mean stir fry. I own a...
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How alcoholic geeks converse.
pjv10050: I’m the Anakin to your Palpatine.. I’m resisting, but the dark side is very powerful.
Bill: it is my padawan
Bill: plus the dark side has open bar
pjv10050: How can I resist? Teach me the secrets, oh dark one. I want to know the ways of the dirty martini and the black Russian.
STM
You have more to give than you could possibly imagine. Your mind, soul and body would make a man happy for a lifetime.
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Mom?
I thought this only happened in movies.
My mother has been dead a number of years now. To say that we had a complicated relationship would be an understatement. She made an incredible impact on my life, and is directly responsible for some of my best (and worst) qualities. When she passed away I went into a tailspin that lasted six alcohol soaked months. I eventually got over it. However, I run...
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Boring, Unexciting Truth.
I’m starving right now. However I’ll wait until 2:00 PM to go grab lunch, because I’m a bit OCD and that’s when I go. More than likely I’ll have either Sushi and an Apple or Soup and a Greek yogurt because that’s all that I’ve been getting lately. I guess I’m actually really OCD.
I have to go for an MRI next weekend because the pinched nerve in my...
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Happy Birthday Michelle!!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
It’s your Birthday today
Woo Fucking Hoo.
I’m happy to know you
I think you are great
I remember when I first met you
I totally wanted to mate.
But that phase has past
And I count you as a freind
And in the grand scheme of things
That’s whats most important on the end :-)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU!
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I'm in the mood.
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Video Games
I used to really dig old school computer games, especially simulations from Microprose, like F117 Stealth Fighter. I also liked adventure games like Kings Quest, Hero’s Quest and Space Quest from Sierra On-Line (I’m totally dating myself here)
Other than that, I just don’t have much time for video games. However, when I do play, these are my current favorites:
Xbox - Tiger...
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Fishy ritual
Every night I put food into two fish tanks. I noticed tonight that I’ve inadvertently made a ritual out of it.
First I feed Sid. He’s a Beta in a gallon tank that I have on my office desk. I’ll sit on my chair, and he’ll swim towards me. I throw him some food and I’ll watch him eat. He eats at a leisurely pace; taking in a bit at a time. I’ll watch him for a...
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On with the truth..
I’m pretty sure there’s one of my followers who’s not too keen on me. And it’s driving me nuts. I wonder why she still follows me, but I think I’m so low on her care o’ meter that it would be too much work for her to delete me. I try not to let these things get to me, but they do, Dammit.
My follower count has gone up since SNARK, and it continues to do so....
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Drawing app ipad thing
I don’t know how to play, but I’ve downloaded it to check it out. I’m pvaras.
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