To think of how fucking boring the day was. And now, Friday Five

5. I had a good morning. And then for HOURS, boredom while I was just bored.

4. I received a call out of nowhere from the owner of the first dotcom I ever worked for. There is the possibility for not only a job, but a fucking amazing opportunity. I’m so moved that I’m on his radar after all these years. I’m also moved that he told me that I’m “beyond any interview”. Sight unseen, he’s already researching salary requirements. 

3. I also received a really interesting consulting offer today via a job board. I’ll discuss it with the recruiter on Monday.

2. I have a date tonight with four lovely young women. My daughter and her friends invited me to go to see Sinister with them tonight. Apparently I’m cool dad. This may not be a romantic date, but there is nothing I’d rather do tonight. (I just hope I don’t look like a chicken at the scary movie)

1. Watched Being John Malkovitch today. Jeez, that movie is so funny. I mean, it’s like the perfect movie. 

*BONUS THING THAT JUST HAPPENED*

I saw a snake on the floor of my TV room. A. Fucking. Snake. So I chased it, and I lost it behind the couch. There’s a snake in my house. Hidden. So there’s that. 

That’s what I get for living in the woods.

*BONUS EDIT AFTER I POSTED*

I just re-read post number two and realized that I wrote the word tonight like a thousand times. God, I’m such an idiot tonight.