STOP DOING THAT! I will fucking go there and you know that! It’s your ‘hood so tell me where. YOUR MOVE!
Let’s all get drunk. Again.
sarkastickunt replied to your post: I’m going to live, apparently.
This makes me very happy…I don’t even want to think about a world without Patrick…I love you.
Thank you so much Michelle. I love you too. Also, does this mean you’ll sleep with me?
Tumblr Crushes:
- titsandsass
- sarahgetsit
- justelon
- ratioofppl2cake
- notwhatihadinmind
- pretty-purple-pancake
- cleapow
- thejohnblog
- sarkastickunt
I haven’t posted my crushes in a while. May I present to you all: Um.. my crushes.
Tumblr Crushes:
- msdeenyc
- titsandsass
- littlespot
- thechrisangel
- jezebelthegreat
- sarkastickunt
- therealcherilyn
- thatchicmichelle
- fancyglasses
Awesome bunch of people here, folks.
Tumblr Crushes:
- sarkastickunt
- tacos4algernon
- iamjenn2
- meyechael
- mamichula1399
- wickedconfidence
- judyschu
- whitechocolatesuperstar
- girl-non-grata
Sometimes I think the Crush Analyzer™ reaches into my soul and confronts me with the people I secretly desire which forces me to face the question of what I want out of life and who I’d like to share it with.
Or, sometimes I think it just tallys up a bunch of hearts that I click and displays the results.
Either way, it’s a lovely group.
My SNARK recap
- I didn’t fucking go because the Universe hates me.
- I’m sad because I really wanted to see old friends.
- I’m sad because there are so many of you I wanted to meet.
- While all of the pics on my dashboard are full of awesome, I die a little every time I see one because I should be in some of those pics.
- I’ve received some really nice messages from people checking up on me and telling me that I was missed. That really means a lot to me.
- As much as I bitch, I’m really psyched for you guys that you all had fun.
- Even though I couldn’t make it, I want to thank Michele for all of her hard work. The event looked like it was a huge success.
- NEXT TIME BITCHES, NEXT TIME.
Tumblr Crushes:
- socialbtrfly
- thelastoneinthepool
- kristynibbles
- sarkastickunt
- judyschu
- sparklemom
- closet-hussy
- ruthakers
- nighttimestephanie
Because I haven’t posted this in a while. I would argue that I have the hottest crushes this side of the Internet.
